The little things that this day and ages school system won’t teach your little Johnny. I could add a few more harsh ones in but i think the list is a good start!
Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents’ generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
All snivvling bastards the lot of ‘em
