Vend-a-Joint


Cans of coke, crisps, all manners of confectionery, condoms and now medical marijuana! What these all have in common is they are all distributed now in vending machines! All be it the weed is for *ahem* medical purposes only (currently) and is heavily guarded.

AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards — like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor’s consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card. . . .

They also plan to stock them with Viagra and Propecia so you’ll be horny with great hair and so fuckin’ stoned you won’t know what to do with yer permahorn other than go get some munchies…

Only in America…

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