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Archive for January, 2008
The Science Part
January 26, 2008Lynx Advert
January 26, 2008Saw this advert on the box last night, very well put together. If anything is gonna make you want a hunk of Cadbury’s, it’s this!
February – International Moustache Month
January 25, 2008
It’s official! (it’s on the internet isn’t it?) February is the month of the moustache! Infact it’s the month that worships hair!
February is more than a diminutive month of love and deliberate race relations awareness. It is a month of hair.
The phenomenon is sweeping the globe. The idea is simple: grow your beard throughout February, then shave back to a glorious mustache for a gala beer party at the end of the month.
Right so there’s beer involved eh? I’m on board!
Well eh, I once grew a bit of fuzz on my face and it itched the shit out of me so for the better part I think i may sit this one out. Also i’m fair haired so it would only look like i was trying to grow a knacker tash! (my excuse so im sticking to it!)
The rules are simple, but you’re ordered to pay them strict heed! His and hers too! The more obvious one being…
3. Don’t shave.
February 1st begins your shaving exile. Enjoy the varying phases of facial hair growth. Marvel your coworkers. Take pride in the cheeky bald spots.
The F.A.Q’s are eh not the best but what questions would you need, the game is simple dammit!
I can’t really grow a very good mustache. Should I participate?
Yes! Of course! No one thinks they can grow a very good mustache … until they try. You’ll fall in love with your upper lip. And the ladies will swoon. It’s a proven scientific fact.
I thought only porn stars had mustaches … ?
You really suck at asking questions. And you clearly don’t get it. Move along!
Are you serious?
Are you?
So start your engines, have a nice moustache right in time for the blog awards!
Hairy Links 25-01-08
January 25, 2008
A quiet week in relation to the blog, broadband will be dragging me from the dark ages kicking and screaming this weekend so i should be able to post to the site more regularly. Some of my picks this week are:
Sabrina Dent has launched her campaign wonderfully titled Two Tits and a Vote – and more power to her!
It was a week where the dragon that is John Waters in my view was well and truly slayed!
Headrambles wants you to give up reading his blog, one step and day at a time.
Rick demonstrated while he may be a quality jock, his taste was firmly up his hole in previous years
WordPress announce that they are no giving 3 gigs of space to their free online accounts, there never has been a better time to start blogging! (I’m tempted so switch myself!)
Just a list of complaints really! Let some steam off!
A guy with no legs rolls around on a skateboard and captures people’s horrific stares
Feeling the strain in the new year money wise? Why not follow the 30 ways to save you a few bob
Snakes on a Mother Fuckin Plane. For Real. No Samuel L Jackson. For Real.
An important date, 31st of January 2008 Delete your Myspace Day! now can we arrange a Bebo one?? eh
Substitute your Face for a record sleeve – Sleeveface was born! There are a few doozies
Mr Mulley took the ball off my toe, check out cutlery in the shape of a pen top eh?
16 year old boy with wood…en bike
January 25, 2008
Far bee it to rain on the dudes parade but without brakes on the thing it would be my opinion that it is not a fully functioning bike! It’s just an oddly shaped bumper car eh bike…
Marco Facciola, a 16-year-old high school student, constructed this wooden bicycle to fulfill a class requirement.
…In the future I hope to find another challenging woodworking project, but for now, I plan to focus on my schoolwork, my part-time job and sports
Yeah i’d do that if i was you Gipetto, concentrate on school, the outcome will be better…
A bird in the eh mouth is eh scummy
January 25, 2008They do say that when a bird shits on you it’s good luck, but what about when a bird shits in your mouth, in my book your a knob for standing there long enough…
ah wait he’s american…
Why? Cause i like tits
January 25, 2008
Two Tits and a Vote is an opportunity for women to leverage their political power, lobby for change across critical issues in Ireland, and make sure our voices are heard.
Please support Sabrina’s campaign and visit Two Tits and a Vote
Take a seat on my Vagina
January 25, 2008
What every man in his life wants is a 5 ft 3′ vagina he can just sit back and chill, have a beer and watch the game huh , well here’s your wet-dream come true gents!
For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for.
All she’s looking for is 600 dollars, a good home and for you to truck to San Fran to pick it up! A steal if you ask me, what a conversation starter….
“Oh come join me on my large seated vagina area…”
Daddy Warbucks is well and truely dead!
January 25, 2008
Not a lot scares me on the t’internet these days but when i read about this actual case of real life fuck-up-ary it actually made me shudder!
A woman travels to New York with her young kids but falls ill and is admitted to hospital with pneumonia but her kids were not allowed stay at the hospital but instead, in fine American hospitality turfed into an orphanage!
Social workers took them to a municipal orphanage in downtown Manhattan, where they were separated, strip-searched and questioned before being kept under lock and key for the next 30 hours.
The two sisters were made to shower in front of security staff and told to fill out a two-page form with questions including: “Have you ever been the victim of rape?” and “Do you have homicidal tendencies?”
One question asked “are you in a street gang?” to which Gemma replied: “I’m a member of Appledore library.”
But wait, there’s more! The mother checks herself out of the hospital to locate the daughters and tracks them down (in her hospital pyjamas no less) and leaves the country and wait for it, is currently under investigation from the American authorities for child neglect!
Since returning home, Bray has received a letter from the US Administration for Children and Families, notifying her that, because the children were admitted to the orphanage, she is now “under investigation.”
If i was arsed i would burn an American flag in their honour…
Saving Private Ryan and Millions of dollars on extras
January 25, 2008- 3 Graphic Designers
- One Beach (Omaha)
- One Major Film to replicate (Saving Private Ryan)
- Not a lot of Cash
Tick all the boxes? enjoy…
