So at best your struggling to conjure up ideas about what to get your loved one this Valentines Day. For any females viewing, let me speak for the males and say your boyfriend would LOVE this. Who doesn’t want a squiddy arm?? Plus it has many plus sides for the lady:
- No more annoying groping
- If you get fed up of his advances just stick him to a clear surface and walk off
- NO other girls will dare advance on your fella once he’s wearing a green tentacle arm
While we’ve been using our primitive, apelike arms like a bunch of jerks, the squids of the world have been clutching their prey with their superior tentacles and laughing at us. Until now! For the first time, you can have tentacles of your very own. Equipped with suction cups and plenty of creepy greenness.
It practically sells itself! And ideal for anyone who is currently suffering from chicken pox. Just buy two so scratching is out the window! For $15 it’s a steal!
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February 8, 2008 at 2:25 am |
‘If you get fed up of his advances just stick him to a clear surface and walk off’ – this cracked me up!