Today is one of those days where I just wish I could have a second head and stomach and switch while you put the one you have on a spin cycle.
It all starts as a few thirst quenching pints of a Saturday evening to celebrate another candle on someones cake and before you know it your waist deep in peach schnapps after getting everyone to bail back to yours. A neighbour stumbles into your house mistakenly on his drunken way home and proves to be an impossibity to get rid of. His fiance eventually knocks on the door and throws me a scouldly look as if i abducted him!
I’ve spend 60% of my time today hugging a toilet and the other 65% wondering if I should ever consume alcohol again and the remaining 213% in the fetal position under my duvet praying for it all to go away.
Drink is evil.
In saying that now, i’d murder a tall cold one. . .
June 18, 2008 at 11:36 pm |
Thanks for the heads up on Disqus. I’ve changed my mind on it now so I’ve removed the post.
ps – you were looking for an ident for your blog. What ideas did you have, maybe I could do something up for you.