You really couldn’t dream this stuff up if you tried! I suppose these things work off supply and demand but the wording on Amazon listed by the supplier is crazy!
Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men
Product Description
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.
WTF is “Bat Wing” syndrome? In the military there is something commonly known as ‘the wolf’ but even wiki didn’t know what the bat wing is!
Tags: crazy shit, funny
July 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm |
i have a clammy sack. i really should get me one of these.
it is ranked #114 of beauty products and got a 5* rating!
Someday you might get “bat wing” syndrome. You won’t be laughing then!
July 19, 2008 at 2:29 pm |
I sincerely hope it wasn’t visiting my site that gave you the clammy sack!
WTF is Bat wing syndrome? is it the ultimate in chaffing??
actually don’t answer that . .
July 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm |
lol, had a good laugh at that
bat wing syndrome is nothing to laugh at, you should dread it!
July 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm |
Are bat wings similar to women’s ‘bingo wings’ only for testicles?
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