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April 24, 2009 at 10:26 pm |
I wonder how she handled her battle against twelve euro
April 25, 2009 at 1:12 am |
rofl. That 12 euro is an evil bastard.
April 25, 2009 at 1:46 am |
Dying to know what happens
April 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm |
Ben, this isn’t funny. Bad taste jokes like this just spread like cancer.
April 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm |
‘The Story about my battle against €12′… the chorusline number for ‘Jade… The Musical”
April 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm |
I think it refers to an incident back in 2007. Jade had just returned from a holiday in Spain when she realised she had €12 remaining in coins. Thus began a gripping and action packed number of hours in which Jade attempted to get to the Bureau de Change and get money for ciggies before her kids (who were being held hostage in a warehouse by Madeleine McCann’s parents), were killed. Along the way, she met a dignified cop, three days from retirement, played by Morgan Freeman, who had a mission of his own. He reliably informed her, “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit” as they both hurled themselves away from an exploding oil tanker
April 26, 2009 at 6:32 pm |
That better be going onto Failblog!
April 27, 2009 at 8:10 am |
[...] Sticker fail. [...]
April 27, 2009 at 10:27 am |
You got me scared. For a moment I thought that was the true story of somebody’s battle against Jade.
April 27, 2009 at 12:37 pm |
I’m quite shocked at how long it took me to realise what the joke was…
April 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm |
“THE STORY OF MY BATTLE AGAINST JADE, FOREVER IN MY HEART”
Perhaps it is a harrowing story of a man who allowed Jade to enter into his heart and now he can’t get the damn woman out of there.
April 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm |
If I were her I would have shaved the kids heads too.. would make for a really interesting book cover
April 27, 2009 at 7:47 pm |
Oh goody. Another Jade joke. Just what the world needed.
April 27, 2009 at 10:27 pm |
Des.
Leave.
Now.
April 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm |
Ben this is just bad taste.
Things like this make baby Jesus cry – I mean €12 – sure we all know how it ends.
April 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm |
Had i a prize for comment that made me squee the most it would have to go to Le Blanc. But i don’t. So i’ll just see you all in hell.
In next weeks edition…
‘Katy French Origami Basics – how to roll up a 50 euro note’
April 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm |
Hell will do just fine thanks Ben