About Ben

Hi this is Ben
Ben is in his twenties and some would say he is beyond his years. I wouldn’t though because Ben is very much afraid of getting old too quickly.
Ben likes all things technology and even though it might be somewhat unfounded most of the time he likes to have a strong opinion on everything. He is known to carry a soap box around with him.
When he is not blogging, he works at a job he enjoys and has hobbies such as weaving, and writing and shooting at stuff at the weekends.
Ben is whats commonly known as a fussy eater. He doesn’t eat vegetables and is very choosey about what he digests. However he will almost certainly drink anything and once drank a mug of cooking fat by accident. Ben drinks Guinness.
Ben doesn’t smoke or use narcotics for fear that he will become addicted. With the money he could have spent on cigerettes and drugs he buys beer.
Ben would say he has a good sense of humour and tends to be cracking jokes or laughing in a loud obnoxious way. This is once he has drinken beer.
Beer eh Ben is glad you visited his site today and hopes you will come back.


July 9, 2008 at 7:56 pm |
6 things you should know about Ben:
# He’s a funny, funny man. Do not go out in a bad or sad mood and expect to remain in any way unamused for any length of time. He will make you laugh. A lot.
#Ben’s name isn’t actually Ben. Or Benjamin, Benthony or Benny Benny Ben Ben. Rumour has it that his real name is Alexander.
# He knows what he’s talking about. And even if he doesn’t know what he’s talking about he sounds like he does. And then he’ll make you laugh.
# He has a wide variety of interests. Do talk to him about refuse collection, political ambitions, geophysics and colour coordination. Do not talk to him about clowns. Ben doesn’t like clowns.
# Anything Darren has written on the back of the toilet doors of the Market Bar about Ben is not true.
# Ben’s blog didn’t always look as clean as this. I reckon he was inspired by me. That’s what I reckon. Eh Ben, eh?
April 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm |
It is true!!!
May 4, 2009 at 8:41 am |
you write really well ben, and you’ve got nice eyes
yeah it’s a lame pickup line, but at least you’re not psychotic eh? *hint and wink*