
So you’ve just got your leaving cert results, didn’t accomplish what you wanted but it’s ok cause your rebelling against your folks anyways, what? you like snow too? We might just have what your looking for!
Starting in April of next year, the Lapland Vocational College will offer a one-year course in “elfing” (or should that be “elving”? “gnoming”?) as a response to the growing need of the programme services enterprises in the tourism industry.
Requirements:
- Pointy ears
- Low stature
- Low Morals
- Not on any sex offenders lists
- Own Costume (essential)
The elf academy will suit those aiming for a permanent career in the field
Why not buy the course for someone for xmas!



