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Elf College!

November 9, 2007


So you’ve just got your leaving cert results, didn’t accomplish what you wanted but it’s ok cause your rebelling against your folks anyways, what? you like snow too? We might just have what your looking for!


Starting in April of next year, the Lapland Vocational College will offer a one-year course in “elfing” (or should that be “elving”? “gnoming”?) as a response to the growing need of the programme services enterprises in the tourism industry.

Requirements:

  • Pointy ears
  • Low stature
  • Low Morals
  • Not on any sex offenders lists
  • Own Costume (essential)


The elf academy will suit those aiming for a permanent career in the field


Why not buy the course for someone for xmas!

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Would you let your kid Drop LSD on Christmas morning?

November 9, 2007


Gone are days you could happily swallow a ‘six bricker’ of lego or aimlessly while away a few hours gnawing on the large rubber wheel off a Tonka Truck! Now with all these ‘too much lead’ , ‘not enough lead’ in the manufacturers paint debates i think this takes the eh biscuit…

A popular Chinese toy manufacturer has had to do a major recall of one of its most popular toys after the mix up in the compound make up of the chemical used to seal the toys beads;

The toy contains beads that have been found to contain a chemical that the body metabolises into gamma-hydroxy butyrate (GHB), also known as “grievous bodily harm”.

So when Junior is sitting drooling on the floor on jolly st. nick day and he can’t seem to interpret what the chrsitmas tree lights are trying to tell him in code and he’s got the fuckin munchies..dont say i didn’t warn you!

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Lego – Keeping Kids Quiet on Christmas Morning since 1934

November 5, 2007

Your walking about barefoot on Christmas morning, instinctivly you’re going to stand on it, the only problem is it just cost you 99 hard earned blips to keep the snivle filled snot bags happy! What the fuck it’s only once a year right!?

Includes

  • Discover all the rooms of Hogwarts Castle!
  • Find the hidden book, document and envelope!
  • Retrieve the confiscated items in Umbridge’s office!
  • Includes greenhouse!
  • Includes 2 Thestrals!
  • Includes Professor Snape™, Death Eater, Hagrid™, Hermione Granger™, Harry Potter™, Draco Malfoy™, Professor Umbridge™, Professor Dumbledore™ and Ron Weasley™ minifigures!

Bargain! The first of this years Xmas Present Ideas!

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