This is about as christmassy as I’m gonna get tonight, a great song , not quite the same as the original BUT a close second…if you have a minute hit play and get into the mood you festive focks!
Archive for the ‘christmas’ Category
Sarah McLachlan -River
December 17, 2007Coca Cola Run Designated Driver 2007
December 10, 2007
Really good looking initiative run by Coca Cola this year, on previous years i think it was all played down and as i recall there wasn’t half as much publicity as there is this year!
Take the keys with you the next time and watch with pity as your pissed mates bail into the cab and demand you swing by abra on the way home and then look on in disgust when they spill doner kebab everywhere and when you should be hungover in bed but instead your cleaning out dried puke from your seat covers, don’t say i told you so eh…
Microsofts Guide to the Perfect Christmas Gift!
November 26, 2007
“Honey i know you wanted that sexy 2 piece in La Senza this year but instead i bought you 30% of Internet Faxing with Microsoft! What? No really it was no big deal…”
- MyFax Internet faxing, 30% off
- 6 must-have tools Excel pros use, $49
- Create and convert PDF forms in Word, $14.50
- Make flowcharts a breeze, $19.95
Just some of the things MS ‘suggest’ you buy your co-workers / employees and loved ones this christmas! I shit you not! I stick to the reliable ‘voucher’ or better still cash, a voucher that can be redeemed in all stores!
Elf College!
November 9, 2007
So you’ve just got your leaving cert results, didn’t accomplish what you wanted but it’s ok cause your rebelling against your folks anyways, what? you like snow too? We might just have what your looking for!
Starting in April of next year, the Lapland Vocational College will offer a one-year course in “elfing” (or should that be “elving”? “gnoming”?) as a response to the growing need of the programme services enterprises in the tourism industry.
Requirements:
- Pointy ears
- Low stature
- Low Morals
- Not on any sex offenders lists
- Own Costume (essential)
The elf academy will suit those aiming for a permanent career in the field
Why not buy the course for someone for xmas!
Would you let your kid Drop LSD on Christmas morning?
November 9, 2007
Gone are days you could happily swallow a ‘six bricker’ of lego or aimlessly while away a few hours gnawing on the large rubber wheel off a Tonka Truck! Now with all these ‘too much lead’ , ‘not enough lead’ in the manufacturers paint debates i think this takes the eh biscuit…
A popular Chinese toy manufacturer has had to do a major recall of one of its most popular toys after the mix up in the compound make up of the chemical used to seal the toys beads;
The toy contains beads that have been found to contain a chemical that the body metabolises into gamma-hydroxy butyrate (GHB), also known as “grievous bodily harm”.
So when Junior is sitting drooling on the floor on jolly st. nick day and he can’t seem to interpret what the chrsitmas tree lights are trying to tell him in code and he’s got the fuckin munchies..dont say i didn’t warn you!
Mommy – what is santa claus holding?!
November 5, 2007
Answers on post cards…
