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Man arrested for ringing 911 and asked them to bring beer!

November 9, 2007


Oh say can you see by the dawns early light, a stupid yank with little grey matter and the only itchy trigger finger this guy had was the finger he opens his beer can with!

35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.

Ball of steal this sucker had, especially like the way he actually rang back a couple of times, he should be decorated not arrested…someone should start an online petition…

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Wheelchair Accessible?

November 9, 2007


I dont know if they have abolished the hillstart for the Irish Driving test but wouldn’t it just be a bitch if you lived somewhere like the places on the list!

as an example, a road with a 30% grade would rise 30 feet in height for every 100 feet travelled horizontally.

Now picture the scene….you’ve sunk 8 pints of guinness and are steering towards home with a kebab in one hand and are foolishly texting some bint you boned while back…last think you need is the exercise!

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Newgrange – Bringing home the bacon since 3300 BC

November 9, 2007


Not that it’s news to anyone but apparantly Newgrange has been upgraded to a Class two relic Ted

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Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?

November 2, 2007


When a site opens with;


“Handy Homo Prevention Tips For Concerned Parents With Suspect Toddlers”

you just know its got to be a complete joke but at a quick glance at the URL gives you that sinking feeling…read on…


A parent can never act too soon in taking precautionary measures to ensure that their child will never become intoxicated with mommy’s perfume and choose to devote his life to being a prancing homo.

It even offers top ten tips on how to prevent your now nappy wearing 2 foot human to not be fooling around with adult nappies further down the line…

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Your Brain Right V’s Left Side

October 29, 2007
I have tried for 10 minutes to use the Jedi mind trick of making her go anti clockwise but alas the force is not with me. So i am mostly fantasy based with a hint of risk taker…like standing on a motorway overpass rail like a right rope with a superman cape! hmmm

clipped from www.news.com.au

THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test … do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
“big picture” oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can “get it” (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

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Your Brain Right V’s Left Side

October 29, 2007
I have tried for 10 minutes to use the Jedi mind trick of making her go anti clockwise but alas the force is not with me. So i am mostly fantasy based with a hint of risk taker…like standing on a motorway overpass rail like a right rope with a superman cape! hmmm

clipped from www.news.com.au

THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test … do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
“big picture” oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can “get it” (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

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Swearing at work boosts team spirt and morale!

October 29, 2007
Who would’ve fuckin thought it eh! Next time I’m hovering around the tea station in work I’ll be sure let out a good aul load of expleeeeetives ; )

“Employees use swearing on a continuous basis, but not necessarily in a negative, abusive manner,” said Baruch, who works in the university’s business school in Norwich.

Banning swear words and reprimanding staff might represent strong leadership, but could remove key links between staff and impact on morale and motivation, he said.

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