Oh say can you see by the dawns early light, a stupid yank with little grey matter and the only itchy trigger finger this guy had was the finger he opens his beer can with!
35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
Ball of steal this sucker had, especially like the way he actually rang back a couple of times, he should be decorated not arrested…someone should start an online petition…





