This popped up as a follow on from another post i had made and I’ve been telling people (anyone who will listen to me) to go watch it! With over 11 million views on youtube it’s a must watch!
Archive for the ‘funny’ Category
My New Haircut
February 24, 2008File Destructor 2.0
February 21, 2008
So instead of typing up that college report or updating that expenditure spreadsheet for work you went on the sozzle or you were too busy glued to the Omnibus of Corrie, hey different strokes for different peeps…
This site gets you to upload your file and it mucks around with it and spits out a corrupted file that’s almost right which leaves you enough play to turn red and sweat a bit on cue and claim ‘it’s the compuuuuters fault..’
Welcome to File Destructor 2.0
Want to play games on your Playstation but got a deadline for an exam or report that didn’t match your gaming ambitions?
Then you have come to the right place.
Send trashed files and blame your faulty computer, instead of confessing that you are a lazy bum who just wants to play videogames.
And if it’s work related ya never know, you could well get an upgrade on that piece of shit laptop they gave you! Bonus! Everyone’s happy right!? Well if the user comments are to go by;
“I think that this is only the beginning of a totally new way of looking at one’s work-load, I have just started to use phrases like: I will be working from my home tomorrow but you will be able to reach me by fax. Or: I’m out on business but will be calling in to the office regularly to check if there is anything urgent.” David Digby, New York. (April 17, 2006)
(HairyFish is not responsible when you fail at college and / or get fired)
Red Carpet at the Sundance Film Festival – Movie Bruge
February 15, 2008More movies from these guys i like this one, i dunno why but i do.
How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane.
February 8, 2008
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
Cop – Cops a Feel
February 8, 2008These kids with their low slung pants eh. During a routine frisk a cop oversteps the line of duty and gives the perp a good aul tug!
Seems the long arm of the law have their own youtube, its eh BluTube
Die Hard – The Short Version
February 7, 2008Just try and count the amount of times they say fuck…
The size of yer mans tentacle!
February 6, 2008
So at best your struggling to conjure up ideas about what to get your loved one this Valentines Day. For any females viewing, let me speak for the males and say your boyfriend would LOVE this. Who doesn’t want a squiddy arm?? Plus it has many plus sides for the lady:
- No more annoying groping
- If you get fed up of his advances just stick him to a clear surface and walk off
- NO other girls will dare advance on your fella once he’s wearing a green tentacle arm
While we’ve been using our primitive, apelike arms like a bunch of jerks, the squids of the world have been clutching their prey with their superior tentacles and laughing at us. Until now! For the first time, you can have tentacles of your very own. Equipped with suction cups and plenty of creepy greenness.
It practically sells itself! And ideal for anyone who is currently suffering from chicken pox. Just buy two so scratching is out the window! For $15 it’s a steal!
Itch free pyjamas
February 6, 2008
I’l be honest, I’m not the pyjama type. I saw this first in the Metro paper and just laughed. The models just looked like 2 sperms looking for better aero-dynamics.
These are the pyjamas the Travel Lodge will be providing to customers after they received complaints of either being too hot or too cold. I dont know about you but if i were in a hotel room, be it on my own or with a partner there is no way on earth i’d worm my way into one of these jump suits. (maybe if i was drunk enough)
The pyjamas have been developed for Travelodge, the hotel chain, which carried out a survey to discover what kept people awake.
The study surveyed 3,000 adults and found that 23 per cent suffer from itchy nightclothes, which stops them from getting a good night’s sleep.
Being too hot or cold is a common complaint, with 66 per cent confirming that their body temperature changes constantly throughout the night, which affects their sleep pattern.
They actually looks as if they’ve been designed so that they don’t have to clean the bedsheets afterwards or to literally stop the bed bugs biting! Would you trust a hotel that you had to dress up like a forensic detective at a homocide scene just in order to be the correct temperature?
When stuff gets taken out of context
February 5, 2008Context IS everything.
Fat people – CLEAR OFF
February 1, 2008
Only in America, Mississippi to be exact would you have legislation introduced in 2008 effectively banning people with a BMI over 30 from restaurants and dining areas.
HOUSE BILL NO. 282
(2) Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor. The State Department of Health shall prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese, and shall provide those materials to all food establishments to which this section applies. A food establishment shall be entitled to rely on the criteria for obesity in those written materials when determining whether or not it is allowed to serve food to any person.
No joke.
Imagine being asked to step on a scales before you entered your favourite Eddie Rockets and then watching as yer mates head on in and you left pawing the glass, salivating on the window. Wouldn’t happen to me, I’m a lean fighting machine!
Eh how do you work out BMI as a matter of interest?? eh ahem
Anyways, ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
