HairyFish

Not a lot scares me on the t’internet these days but when i read about this actual case of real life fuck-up-ary it actually made me shudder!

A woman travels to New York with her young kids but falls ill and is admitted to hospital with pneumonia but her kids were not allowed stay at the hospital but instead, in fine American hospitality turfed into an orphanage!

Social workers took them to a municipal orphanage in downtown Manhattan, where they were separated, strip-searched and questioned before being kept under lock and key for the next 30 hours.

The two sisters were made to shower in front of security staff and told to fill out a two-page form with questions including: “Have you ever been the victim of rape?” and “Do you have homicidal tendencies?”

One question asked “are you in a street gang?” to which Gemma replied: “I’m a member of Appledore library.”

But wait, there’s more! The mother checks herself out of the hospital to locate the daughters and tracks them down (in her hospital pyjamas no less) and leaves the country and wait for it, is currently under investigation from the American authorities for child neglect!

Since returning home, Bray has received a letter from the US Administration for Children and Families, notifying her that, because the children were admitted to the orphanage, she is now “under investigation.”

If i was arsed i would burn an American flag in their honour…

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It smells to high heaven but seemingly you can obtain a fully legal drivers licence through a website.

Rhe website asks customers to send a photograph, a signature, a copy of a current driving licence or passport and a €400 fee.

Which in all fairness isn’t a bad price if you calculate in instant savings on Car Insurance, driving lessons and infact sitting the test! At first look the site looks well dodgy and then you click on the testimonials and then it comes apparant..

Simon Edge – I am getting married this year and I know it is going to sound funny but I owe it you people. My fiance lives 40 miles from where I live she works for the same company I do, I would never of got the job if it wasn´t for my driving licence. I work for a courier company and she works in the office as a secretary. Ace!

A nice touch i feel with the ‘blacking out’ of the eyes, im sure no one will recognise “Simon Edge” at all you faker baker! You look like a child porn peddler of the highest order! Why would anyone live 40 miles from their job?!

Don’t ya know someone has to ruin the party though…

The Consumers Association has warned the public against purchasing one of these licences.

The association’s Chief Executive, Dermot Jewell, said the legality of these licences were questionable.

bah humbug…we should give everyone free licences, surely that would solve the problem on the roads and waiting times for driving tests? surely ? 1970′s eh?

Get your Licence

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