If Ladybird publishing did sex-ed books you would kinda hope they would be as jovial and colourful as this! Still freaky if you ask me but then again i did cringe at the last few scenes of the film Knocked Up, ya know the scene, don’t make me explain!!
If you had to sum up creation in few illustrations, this is how it should be done…
It smells to high heaven but seemingly you can obtain a fully legal drivers licence through a website.
Rhe website asks customers to send a photograph, a signature, a copy of a current driving licence or passport and a €400 fee.
Which in all fairness isn’t a bad price if you calculate in instant savings on Car Insurance, driving lessons and infact sitting the test! At first look the site looks well dodgy and then you click on the testimonials and then it comes apparant..
Simon Edge – I am getting married this year and I know it is going to sound funny but I owe it you people. My fiance lives 40 miles from where I live she works for the same company I do, I would never of got the job if it wasn´t for my driving licence. I work for a courier company and she works in the office as a secretary. Ace!
A nice touch i feel with the ‘blacking out’ of the eyes, im sure no one will recognise “Simon Edge” at all you faker baker! You look like a child porn peddler of the highest order! Why would anyone live 40 miles from their job?!
Don’t ya know someone has to ruin the party though…
The Consumers Association has warned the public against purchasing one of these licences.
The association’s Chief Executive, Dermot Jewell, said the legality of these licences were questionable.
bah humbug…we should give everyone free licences, surely that would solve the problem on the roads and waiting times for driving tests? surely ? 1970′s eh?
Link (rte)
The little things that this day and ages school system won’t teach your little Johnny. I could add a few more harsh ones in but i think the list is a good start!
Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents’ generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
All snivvling bastards the lot of ‘em
The little things that this day and ages school system won’t teach your little Johnny. I could add a few more harsh ones in but i think the list is a good start!
Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents’ generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
All snivvling bastards the lot of ‘em
9Pm tonight is the closing date, i’ve nominated, have you? tick tock
Mr Mulley has fluffy badges, if you’ve appeared on his Fluffy Links you get one 
redmum has summed up 2007 beautifully with her photos
Ever wondered what it takes to actually WIN a fist fight?
Never piss of kids in america with too much time on their hands, this is what happens
Pigsback are offering piggy points on Phone Top up again, and there was much rejoicing!
Some scarily close seperated at births!
Ralph Wiggum running for the American Presidency
The much talked about Bill Gate’s last day in the office!
Probably what i’d do while writing a cheque for my TV licence…
More next Friday – Have a good weekend!
In this day and age where people are more prone to come into your local and chop your hand off with a samurai sword a man needs to be able to protect himself right? RIGHT?!
I introduce you to the belt buckle knife!
Five Cool Things About This Knife
1. Accessible without reaching for it.
2. Accessible without unnatural motion.
3. Out and open in an indetectable manner
4. Out and open with one handed operation
5. Accessible even when sitting down
6. (bonus) accessible even when wearing chapsOut, done, and back in less time than you could get to your pocket knife or any other knife. Can you think of a situation where this would be handy,or essential.
Cant say fairer than that – when wearing chaps!! One swift motion gents! And only for 110 US Dollars! A must have!
The nation seems to be swept up with some little runt who appeared on My Super Sweet 16 on MTV recently. Ya know? The show that rail-roads their parents into spending shit loads of money on ungrateful brats by putting together parties and events that Bob Geldof would himself struggle to organise!
I first heard of this in November when Lorcan’s dad appeared on Matt Coopers Last Word and even the dad sounded like a tool of the highest order, couple that with Marr not knowing what the fuck a sweet sixteen was at all or who ‘mmm teee veee’ were. Link below to actually watch the show, now bear in mind the normal american version is cringing and funny, this is sick as its an irish teenager acting the diva.
you know what i did when i was sixteen? huh? I WENT BOWLING! and i fucking well enjoyed it!
The little tyke has a bebo page tracked down by mulley himself. In the photos section i was drawn to comments on a particular photo, i think this comment is priceless!
Tickle-My-Clit said… 18 hours ago
How u managed to embaress an entire country in a meer 30 minutes of tv i doubt i will ever understand……. How u acted was both childish and imature. Your parents i would imagine are both shocked and apauled at your behavoir on national television. You have cast aspersions on ireland as a country and depicted the once idolized irish people in an unimaginable fasion. This in my opinion is absalutly deplourable. I hope you are happy for both embaressing your fellow citizens and dragging your countries name through the dirt…… If you ever see me i would strongly advise you to run away in the opposite direction as i am deeply angered from the shame which you have brought apon this country.
Well “Tickle-My-Clit” you may have a point! However true i might say that all of the above is true, I think this guy needs to invest in spell-check! After running this through Google’s Translate programe i could only decipher some of it, best of luck if your having trouble understanding it!
At least we now know that the Northern Bank money went to a good cause. Lorcan in my view is whats wrong with this country. That and the health system.
I mean what have the romans ever done for us eh
Lorcans Bebo
Watch when MTV visited Ireland
So what does my wallpaper say about me? uh huh yup …your probably right! But its my fantasy!
Was shocked to hear this little gem! I am the only male in the office at my grade, there or there abouts and also the youngest in the office. So by their reasoning I would be bullying the people who work below me? Or am I singled out and bullied due to my age?
What about the office who conducted the survey in the Samaritans? Does the same apply? Are 1 in 4 Samaritans bullied?
The study of 2,100 UK workers and 500 from Ireland found that managers, clients and customers were most responsible for the bullying, with younger staff the most vulnerable.
AHHH only 500 people surveyed in Ireland! Pretty sensationalistic of them! I mean if I talked to ten people and asked them do they lead a healthy lifestyle and if only 4 of them said they did could I be expected to run a headline saying that 60% of Irish people are obese and fat? I probably wouldn’t be wrong though . . . probably!
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