A real World Trade Center ad, circa. 1984
And i’m not kidding either…
Archive for the ‘weird’ Category
Innapropriate? I don’t think so…
January 12, 2008BabySmasher.com
January 11, 2008
Google is a terrible tool in the wrong hands! Don’t ask how i eneded up on this page but rather marvel at the imagination that is babysmasher.com!
Here, you can read the truth about Baby Smashers, which are available to the public all over the nation under the guise of “Baby Changing Stations”. BabySmasher.com exists to provide the public with a means of spreading the truth about Baby Smashers – educating more people about the true use of these devices.
At this stage i’d be backing my way to the door too but you have to admire the person who can try sell you a the conspiracy theory that the government in fact installs instruments of death and has them pass as regular joe-every-day devices!
While one of the obvious advantages of the nation-wide installation of Baby Smashers is population control – this spread of disease to adults is an unwanted side effect. Furthermore, as the number of children born out of wedlock continues to remain high, and the number of children born to unfit, uncapable parents does the same — we at BabySmasher.com feel it is time to alert more of the general public to the existence and use of Baby Smashers.
Brilliant thinking or psychotic tendancies? i’ll let you decide…
Say I love you with Champagne Marmite
January 11, 2008
Flowers are so 1997 it’s unbelieveable! Why not tell that someone special how you feel by ploughing them full of Champagne Marmite! It’s proof for all you die hard alco’s is 0.3% champagne so you would have to eat a geansaí load to get in that amourous mood. Marmites marketing directors say
“We are delighted to be introducing a perfect partnership this Valentine’s Day, uniting the sophistication of champagne with the quintessentially British classic taste of Marmite.”
I say
Next year they should try the sophistication of rohypnol with chewing gum they pick up of the ground!
…nothing says i love you quicker..
Prehistoric Gaming
January 9, 2008
For those of you who blem on about the ‘days of commodore’ Atari etc. – All well and good! But what did they do in the solitary caves before such novel inventions like hum …electricity?
This dutch bastard is creaming out these prehistoric gameboys at 20 euro a pop. Suitably late for a Christmas present but maybe a runner for birthday present for that aspiring gamer aged 8 – 12 with strong teeth?!? What the fuck would I know, I’m not a parent…
Anyone for the last of the deep fried iPod?
January 9, 2008
As the electronic scales would suggest I’m a sucker for fast food, the worst of all is anything mildly edible served up in a fine coat of deep fried crispy batter, but begs the question, what are people putting in batter these days? What can you expect to find on your local Macari’s menu in the coming months, well it would seem that they’ve gone all high tech and will deep fry anything to keep the young’ uns coming in so long as they don’t ‘trick act’.
The iPod retails at the more upper end of your fluorescent menu with a healthy price tag of about 180 euros but once deep fried might not include the spec that one would expect from the people at Apple.
Would love to see the iPhone being sizzled although certain features would go out the window such as: good coverage, Bluetooth capability, 3G access, decent wifi – hmm pretty much the same as it was BEFORE it was deep fried…
Check out some other stuff they deep fried…
Future of Dublin Airport – Terminal 42 – 2069
January 7, 2008
Was reading twentys post and it just got me thinking, i mean back in primary school or late 80′s or early 90′s no one could imagine what the world would be like in 30 years, 2010 or even 2020, the place would be run by robots, cars would hover and we would have robots with artificial intel and they would wait on us hand and foot – where has it gone!? I don’t think i’ve ever seen one human sized robot, let alone one that would come near artificial intel!?
Infact the closest i think we’ve come to anything is the nintendo wii? We have cars that travel on a rapidly vanishing commodity, the ice is melting so all that evoloution better provide us with is the ability to float (i know but in a longer fish like state) or grow a bouyancy aid.
The picture above is taken from a drawing from 1939 (i shit you not) about how airports tomorrow will look. I mean that was an accurate (ish) guess as it’s pretty close to the truth in some ways!
So what are we imagining for 2060? 2070? At a grasp? Electric powered cars? Realistically i doubt you’ll have wifi coverage in most parts in Ireland but what do this generation of youngsters think the future is going to be like?
Maybe this blogging has turned me into a skeptical old fart, or maybe im just reading twenty’s blog too much…
Instead of the elbow in the back tonight, why not ask…
January 7, 2008
“Eh love you want a mickey burger … or wha…”
The scarey thing is someone, somewhere got paid for that! pfft
Instead of the elbow in the back tonight, why not ask…
January 7, 2008
“Eh love you want a mickey burger … or wha…”
The scarey thing is someone, somewhere got paid for that! pfft
Who died on your birthday?
January 4, 2008Unusual Deaths in 1982
* Vic morrow, actor, was decapitated by a helicopter blade during filming of twilight zone
* Vladimir smirnov, an olympic champion fencer, died of brain damage nine days after his opponent’s foil snapped during a match, penetrated his mask, pierced his eyeball and entered his brain.
Wouldn’t ya know no one i recognise died on my birthday…pox
When Will Amy Winehouse die eh dot com?
January 4, 2008
Yeah at first i was like…’aww man they didn’t!’ but well clickidy click and it would appear that well they have!
She simply looks like a cat’s asshole before it’s been dewormed. Amy is on her way out and as the world is profiting from this decline we thought it only fair that you should profit from it too. Guess her final breath and be crowned Mr. Or Mrs. Death. Winner will be rewarded with a iPod Touch.
Grrr now of course im shocked and horrified, but fuck sake lads we’re talking an iTouch here! So il be mostly slapping my date in there and planning how best to assasinate her on that date!
PS. Is it just me or does Amy Winehouse look hotter without the beehive shit!?? i mean not that i think a skeleton junkie is hot ya understand…but ya know…
