Now i wouldn’t usually do this and maybe its the old grumpy bastard but i sincerely hope everyone who goes to Oxegen 2008 gets pissed on from a height 
A lifetime ago I went to Witnness Festival in god knows where and it poured rain for the whole of the first day, the second day in my wrecked jeans (before it was fashion to have wrecked jeans) and borrowed tee from AlanMack i staggered around after completely making a disaster of myself at the free Guinness tent. I was completely abandoned by the crew with some stranger in the Guinness Compliments tent who had some allergy to wheat or some jazz so i bagged his free pints and he seemed to follow me around for the remainder of the day like a loyal puppy!
Fun times. Happy times. Times not to be rememberd.
